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Ted M. P.
Ok, so she had a long 12 hour day at work on Saturday. She spent all day Friday cleaning the house. Is it such a big deal to set up the trampoline in the foyer? I mean the kids have spring fever, they need to exert their energy, and the foyer is the only room in the house with high enough ceilings.
So needless to say, when she came home that night, she was slightly upset. I told her I would rent one of those steamer shampoo rug cleaner things this week to remove the mud and rust stains.
Anyway, she said I had even outdone myself this time ( which, in all honesty, was rather insulting because I am capable of way stupider things than this), and until this was removed from the house, the only " jumping" I would be doing would be on the trampoline.
She is not kidding. She has brushed off every advance with the cold shoulder. She has even refused the patented full body massage with happy ending.
So, I decided if she wants to be "cold", she will be " cold". I have secretly switched off the hot water heater when she showers. The screams are priceless. What is even better, is that when I shower, the bathroom is so steamy, it actually looks like fog. She cannot understand what is happening. I told her she must not know how to use the valve properly. This has gone on since Sunday. With Valentines Day coming up, should I flip the switch back to hot?
Thank you for all your sincere answers. I believe she has learned her lesson. Maggie, your right, I do a gradual temp increase. Heybabe, its a nice thought, and we can always hope, but I do not see any happy ending at the end of this story.
STOMPER-- MY BROTHER!!!PEACE
Barbaric swan-- thank you for your kind words of support in this difficult time.
BE & Scoundrel-- why have you two not hooked up? I mean not just for random lust, but as a couple. It's like you share a brain.
Speaking of sharing a brain, Auntie, I'll look for a special one for you.
CMP- If I had only met you first!! Someone who sees the good in all that I do.. luv you!
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TED YER THE MAN PAY NO ATTENTION TO THESE FEMALE SEXEST COMMENTS YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE THEY STICK TOGETHER AND ALWAYS THINK POOR PITY WOMAN EVEN WHEN THEY NO THEY ARE WRONG BUT YOU SAID THE SCREAMS ARE PRICELESS IVE BEEN DEPRESSED ALL DAY AND THAT MY FRIEND PUT A GRIN AND LAUGH ON MY FACE I WOULD ONLY SWITCH THE HEAT ON FOR VALENTINES DAY AND IF HER BEHAVIOR DOESNT IMPROVE TURN IT BACK OFF YOU DONT HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THAT BEHAVIOR FOR BEING A GOOD DAD AND MAKING A GOOD ENVIRNMENT FOR YOUR KIDS.DONT LET ANY OF THESE BITTER WOMEN GET YA DOWN CAUSE YOU AND ME BOTH KNOW THEY ARE ALL THE SAME...AND NO YOUR DOING NOTHING WRONG AND YOUR THE BETTER PERSON IT SOUNDS LIKE FOR BEING CRUEL WITHOUT BEING CRUEL TAKE CARE MAN AND GODBLESS YOU,YOUR SPOUSE,AND YOUR CHILDREN AND THANK YOU FOR THE GOOD LAUGH YOU ROCK
TED YER THE MAN PAY NO ATTENTION TO THESE FEMALE SEXEST COMMENTS YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE THEY STICK TOGETHER AND ALWAYS THINK POOR PITY WOMAN EVEN WHEN THEY NO THEY ARE WRONG BUT YOU SAID THE SCREAMS ARE PRICELESS IVE BEEN DEPRESSED ALL DAY AND THAT MY FRIEND PUT A GRIN AND LAUGH ON MY FACE I WOULD ONLY SWITCH THE HEAT ON FOR VALENTINES DAY AND IF HER BEHAVIOR DOESNT IMPROVE TURN IT BACK OFF YOU DONT HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THAT BEHAVIOR FOR BEING A GOOD DAD AND MAKING A GOOD ENVIRNMENT FOR YOUR KIDS.DONT LET ANY OF THESE BITTER WOMEN GET YA DOWN CAUSE YOU AND ME BOTH KNOW THEY ARE ALL THE SAME...AND NO YOUR DOING NOTHING WRONG AND YOUR THE BETTER PERSON IT SOUNDS LIKE FOR BEING CRUEL WITHOUT BEING CRUEL TAKE CARE MAN AND GODBLESS YOU,YOUR SPOUSE,AND YOUR CHILDREN AND THANK YOU FOR THE GOOD LAUGH YOU ROCK
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