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I remember back in my Teen days when I was 14, I attempted to RKO one of my friends off their bed, when I went for it, he moved out of the way!, So I ended up landing straight on back to the Floor, I thought I needed Physical Therapy after that!....What a epic fail it was
WQ; Do you feel Evan Bourne has been waterd down lately ?
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Haha, ya, more than a few. Here are some of the, shall we say, more epic ones:
By far the most painful was at this lake we go to quite often on our boat. On the far side of the lake they have a number of big rocks you can jump off of. Well, now this was about a year or two ago, in my ultimate wisdom I decided that it would be really cool to attempt a swanton bomb off a 20 foot rock. My plan was to hold the pose upside down until the last minute, then rotate and land on my feet. Let's just say I held the pose just a little to long. Christ, it felt like I crippled myself. I don't know how Jeff does that on ladders and crap every night.
Another epic Swanton Bomb moment (Man, maybe I should stop imitating Jeff Hardy?) came also about a year ago when my cousin and I were screwing around on the trampoline outside my house. We set up a ladder beside the trampoline and I swanton'ed off of it. I landed it perfectly but what I didn't account for was stopping. I was moving so fast that when I came out of the flip I soared off the trampoline, bounced on the metal springs and flew into the fence. That one kind of hurt.
You know when you're messing around with your buddies and things sort of escalate? Well, one of my best friends and I were playing poker at my house a few months ago and we were trading shots all night long. Finally, we decided to take it outiside and just wrestle around. Now, I despise Batista, but I have to be honest, the spinebuster is a deceptively effective move. However, a spinebuster into the walls of Jericho doesn't work so well. I went to put the walls on him and he mule-kicked me right in the chest.
WQ: Yes, and it's driving me crazy. Before he got hurt Evan Bourne was one of the most entertaining stars WWE had. Since he's gotten back though, he's just been a carbon copy of Kofi Kingston. Not that I have anything against Kofi, but he's an incredibly watered down superstar as well. It's a shame, because Bourne was one of my favorites, now he's just another face in the crowd.
Haha, ya, more than a few. Here are some of the, shall we say, more epic ones:
By far the most painful was at this lake we go to quite often on our boat. On the far side of the lake they have a number of big rocks you can jump off of. Well, now this was about a year or two ago, in my ultimate wisdom I decided that it would be really cool to attempt a swanton bomb off a 20 foot rock. My plan was to hold the pose upside down until the last minute, then rotate and land on my feet. Let's just say I held the pose just a little to long. Christ, it felt like I crippled myself. I don't know how Jeff does that on ladders and crap every night.
Another epic Swanton Bomb moment (Man, maybe I should stop imitating Jeff Hardy?) came also about a year ago when my cousin and I were screwing around on the trampoline outside my house. We set up a ladder beside the trampoline and I swanton'ed off of it. I landed it perfectly but what I didn't account for was stopping. I was moving so fast that when I came out of the flip I soared off the trampoline, bounced on the metal springs and flew into the fence. That one kind of hurt.
You know when you're messing around with your buddies and things sort of escalate? Well, one of my best friends and I were playing poker at my house a few months ago and we were trading shots all night long. Finally, we decided to take it outiside and just wrestle around. Now, I despise Batista, but I have to be honest, the spinebuster is a deceptively effective move. However, a spinebuster into the walls of Jericho doesn't work so well. I went to put the walls on him and he mule-kicked me right in the chest.
WQ: Yes, and it's driving me crazy. Before he got hurt Evan Bourne was one of the most entertaining stars WWE had. Since he's gotten back though, he's just been a carbon copy of Kofi Kingston. Not that I have anything against Kofi, but he's an incredibly watered down superstar as well. It's a shame, because Bourne was one of my favorites, now he's just another face in the crowd.
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